:::Tuesday, October 04, 2005:::
wanna hear a joke?
okok
drill a one inch diameter hole in your fridge door. this will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed.
if a small child is choking on an ice cube, dont panic. simply pour a jug of boiling water down it's throat and hey! your problem is solved.
increase blind peoples electricity bill by leaving their lights on 24/7.
bus drivers -> pretend you're an airline pilot by wedging down the accelerator down with a heavy book, securing the steering wheel with some old rope and then strolling back along the bus chatting casually with the passengers.
make your girlfriend cry. when you're having sex with someone else, call your girlfriend and tell her.
posted by the rockstar* 9:52 PM
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